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Sophie smiling beside her birthday cake
our spawn of satan

08 · 08 · 2026


has turned twenty-one!

to another year of green driving licences!

(I tried to make this as pink as possible, sunglasses would be advised if you’d like to continue scrolling)

Open the archive
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The friendship archive

it’s your big day!

Here’s to our many adventures together, and to the adventures we are yet to have!

“I am so glad to have experienced all of these crazy times with you, we have made such amazing memories that will forever be cherished”

Attention all!

Quiet down…

I say it’s time for a poem

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Although I may or may not have had a TINYYYYYY bit of help from AI to create the foundation of this wonderful website, I thought it was only right to add some raw material straight from the noggin.

I present to you a poem;

Sophie doesn’t follow the crowd
She’s annoying and she is loud
She is also rather round
Just kidding, she barely weighs a pound!

Although she can be a liability
She’ll never fail to make her friends and family proud
She is a model citizen, and should be praised aloud!

Now that is poetry if I’ve ever seen it! Again, have the bestest day ever and I love you dearly.

All my best,
Virgin who can’t drive