Although I may or may not have had a TINYYYYYY bit of help from AI to create the foundation of this wonderful website, I thought it was only right to add some raw material straight from the noggin.
I present to you a poem;
Sophie doesn’t follow the crowd
She’s annoying and she is loud
She is also rather round
Just kidding, she barely weighs a pound!
Although she can be a liability
She’ll never fail to make her friends and family proud
She is a model citizen, and should be praised aloud!
Now that is poetry if I’ve ever seen it! Again, have the bestest day ever and I love you dearly.
All my best,
Virgin who can’t drive






















